SMASH Member Expelled!
The official signed affidavit is shown below. It reads:"For drinking lite beer and mixing it with good beer -- This is to certify that Frank Danaher is no longer a member of SMASH!" Signed by the offending party, the SMASH President, the SMASH VP, and other witnesses present (while attending a tasting at Brickskeller) when Frank came out-of-the-closet with this revelation.
